Sometimes you get told jokes down the pub, on an email or via text message. I have no idea where they all come from or who makes them. Maybe a factory of joke writers are hidden away somewhere just waiting for the next big event to create an instant sick joke or corny gag. What I love is when real life presents the perfect joke. This happened today. Hope you find it as funny as I did.
I was a work today when a Japanese girl walked past me with her long black hair pulled across her face.
I said, ” That’s an odd new look?”
She said, ” Man over there, he no use Right Guard!!!”
LOL