After arriving at work this morning I parked the car and decided to get my lunchtime sandwich nice and early before the rush. While taking a stroll back my phone rings. It’s a member of staff who shall remain nameless for this story. I said, hello and a voice said, “Mark, I’m going to be 10 mins late this morning.” As this isn’t the most late anyone could be, I cheerfully said, “No Worries, see you soon.” After all, London traffic often causes delays on the roads for cars and for buses.
As I ended the call and began to walk back to work with my sandwich in tow, I looked across the road to a departing bus. As the bus moved away, the timing couldn’t have been better as it revealed said member of staff walking his fat arse over to McDonalds…